It’s been a while since I have had a broken heel dating moment for you. This one is so funny, it had my whole office cracking up. In September I met a guy, we spoke on the phone once, never went on a date.  After that one conversation I didn’t think it would ever work, I was turned off by the fact that he was 10 years older than me. “Ummm… NO NO”.  Somehow, he never got the message, even after I told him that I simply wasn’t interested. He would keep calling me at least 4 time a month, and I would no longer answer. He then started to call private number and I would pick up, not knowing it was him and quickly make up a reason why I had to get off the phone.

Last week, this is no almost 10 months later he calls again private number. He calls as if nothing happened, like him and I are great friends.

Him “Hi hello, how have you been?”

Me ” I have been busy working away, same as usual” *thinking to myself how am I gonna get out of this*

Him “Well it would be nice if we could finally go out on a date”

Me ——-LONG SILENCE—– *thinking to myself does he really think there is a chance in hell we are gonna go on a date if it still hasn’t happened after 10 months*

Him “Can I call you later tonight”

Just as I was about to be a softie and say SURE. I pumped the breaks and simply told him

“No I have a boyfriend, I don’t think you should call me anymore”

I cannot believe this even happened, he had a lot of audacity to be so persistent. LMAO