It has been a while since I have shared a broken heel moment pertaining to guys I meet. Well here is one for you that is just TOO FUNNY ! I guarantee you will be in stitches.

I went out with my girls over the weekend, and I met a guy. We were just about to leave the club when he asked for my number, I don’t even remember wanting to, I just remember feeling rushed so I just did it. Can you believe that not even 40 minutes after leaving the club he text messaged me already saying “It was nice to meet you I look forward to getting to know you”.

Ummm… I was already questioning his sanity. I swear I think I do this just so I can have content to blog about. Immediately I tell my girls, I bet you that this guy just broken up with his girl, all the symptoms of a desperado on the rebound. Lone behold, Sunday he calls me at 2pm, I was so shocked I didn’t even answer the phone. WOW, can I breathe !

Then for shear entertainment, I decide to give him a call to see if I was right about him being on the rebound. Brace yourselves for this one, not even 3  minutes in the conversation and he utters the words I was waiting for “Yeah I moved out there, to live with my girlfriend who is now my ex”  *cue laughter* AHAHAHAHA

I knew I could call it ! Everything went downhill from here, where I started taking notes for the blog. He then proceeded to telling me the most absurd things, like refusing to tell me his age until I told him mine. Ummm… Hello, you are how old you are, regardless of you telling me my age. Apparently he was afraid I would think he was too old. Actually I just think you are whack !The killer was “So, I hate meeting girls that live in Toronto cause then I have to run up my long distance bill to speak to them on the phone, can you add me on FB so we can chat?”

— At this point all I am thinking to myself  - Is this guy for real?  Add you to my what? I’m not adding you to nothing… Matter fact I gotta go… PEACE